armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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empmatrix:

Favourite quote from Oitnb…

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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